Dear Softcock,

It is alway such a pleasure to talk with you and about you. You are often brought up in my line of work where I think you are feared, often misunderstood, and completely underrated! Softcock, you are the underdog in this story. You are as amazing of a superhero as Semi Hardcock and Hardcock. Your powers include the ability to have an orgasm, experience pleasure and sensations, penetrate, become erect and hard, become soft and loose, you can be an active participant in masturbation, and can do all this over and over and over again. Softcock, you are the beginning to the end and the end to the beginning. I wish that more people knew having you around is winning.

Your Admirer,

Julia Schiffman, LCSW